Tip: Who is your story about and what is his/her problem? Give your story focus so it has a point. Don’t just write about day-to-day happenings. Make your reader become interested in what’s going on. Leave the “yadda, yadda, yadda” to Seinfeld.
Thought: “Do we write books so that they shall merely be read? Don’t we also write them for employment in the household? For one that is read from start to finish, thousands are leafed through, other thousands lie motionless, others are jammed against mouseholes, thrown at rats, others are stood on, sat on, drummed on, have gingerbread baked on them or are used to light pipes.” – G.C. Lichtenberg
Teaser: Someone has vandalized your neighborhood. All the neighbors are talking about it. Since you fashion yourself as an amateur sleuth, you set out to see who’s doing it. When you find out, you are shocked. So who is it? And why is s/he doing the damage?
Tip: Make a list of ten publishers or agents to send your latest work to. Do your homework – don’t just pick names out of a list. Study the guidelines and only submit to those who work with your type of writing.
Thought: “Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.” – Robert Frost
Teaser: What event or person would you never want to write about? Why?
Tip: Don’t add a main character or even at the end of the story that solves everyone’s problems – that’s cheating your reader and is bad form. Anyone who’s at the end should also be at the beginning. Especially if they’re important to the solution.
Thought: “Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors.” – Edward Dahlberg
Teaser: Today is the birthday of L. Frank Baum. He was a prolific writer, but his most famous work is The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. Most people only know this story through the movie, but there is an entire series of works set in this fantastic world. If you were a character in an Oz book, who would you be? Why? What would you do? Create an Oz character and write a short scene with this character.
Happy Mother’s Day to those who care for children, whether they be mother, father, grandparent, or other caregiver. And to those “mothers” who will never be one, may you find some happiness in today as well.
Today is Dance Like a Chicken Day, Mother’s Day (second Sunday in May), and the birthday of Hal Borland,
Tip: The first page should introduce major characters, the setting, and the story question (what’s going on). If your first pages start with backstory (what happened before your story took place), you’ll lose your readers fast. Backstory can be added in later, not at the beginning.
Thought: “Most writers write badly because they tell us not only their thoughts but also the thinking of their thoughts.” – Friedrich Nietzsche
Teaser: Use the following in a scene: tickertape, okapi, ballroom, “You’ve been chosen…”
Tip: What is the conflict in your story? (And yes, there should be some). Figure out what the problem is, make it worse, up the ante, and make it look like things are going to fail before you bring them all out on the other side.
Thought: “In a mood of faith and hope my work goes on. A ream of fresh paper lies on my desk waiting for the next book. I am a writer and I take up my pen to write.” – Pearl Buck
Teaser: Write a short story where all the action happens during a dark and stormy night.
Tip: When you’re ready to start writing, you can review what you did the day before, but don’t edit. Get the words down first. You can come back and edit later.
Thought: “The really great writers are people like Emily Brontë who sit in a room and write out of their limited experience and unlimited imagination.” – James A. Michener
Teaser: In honor of Edward Lear, this is National Limerick Day. Stretch your writing brain and write a limerick about writing. A limerick is a humorous poem consisting of five lines. The first, second, and fifth lines must have seven to ten syllables while rhyming and having the same verbal rhythm. The third and fourth lines only have to have five to seven syllables, and have to rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm. For instance (from Edward Lear):
“There was an Old Man with a beard
Who said, ‘It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!’”
Tip: Before stopping for the day, ask yourself a question about tomorrow’s scenes. (What is the character feeling at this point? How are they going to get out of this mess?) Write it down and sleep on it. You might be surprised what your brain comes up with overnight.
Thought: “If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading or do things worth the writing.” – Benjamin Franklin
Teaser: You’ve gone to see a psychic who will answer your deepest question. What do you ask?
Tip: Do yourself a favor and start doing crossword and other word puzzles. They will stretch your vocabulary and help with your writing.
Thought: “It takes a lot of energy and a lot of neurosis to write a novel. If you were really sensible, you ‘d do something else.” – Lawrence Durrell
Teaser:Answer an unanswered question in a familiar novel – what happened to Rhett when he wasn’t with Scarlett (Gone with the Wind)? What would have happened if Romeo and Juliet had lived? Who makes Batman’s costume?
Today is Lost Sock Memorial Day, National Teachers Day, and the birthday of: J.M. Barrie, Richard Adams, Mona Van Duyn, Alan Bennett
Tip: Are the type of writer who likes to “out there” – sitting in the coffee shop with noise and chaos around you, typing away like crazy, or are you the type who likes to cocoon? Figure out what type of area works best for you and figure out how to get it.
Thought: “Talent is like a faucet, while it is open, one must write.” – Jean Anouilh
Teaser: Finish this: I closed my eyes, I held my nose and took a drink…
Today is Iris Day, No Socks Day, V-E Day, World Red Cross Day / World Red Crescent Day, and the birthday of: Edward Gibbon, Irene Hunt, Peter Benchley, Elizabeth Becker
Tip: Stuck on something? Take a break and try something different. Try writing a well-known fairy tale from a different point of view or take a walk. Anything to move your brain from the current issue to something inane. Sometimes a change is all we need to jumpstart ourselves.
Thought: “A superhuman will is needed in order to write, and I am only a man.” Gustave Flaubert
Teaser: Use the following in a scene: black light, springtime, clock, “I knew it was going to be a bad day when…”